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Fala Jogador!

26 November 2012

I love football….maybe we should get a little 5 a side happening on tour! Hope I’m on Jadson’s team!

8 Responses to Fala Jogador!

  1. Jane Jacobs says:

    Actually, I don’t think Jadson is going to need 4 other team mates!

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  3. jogador: Hi Simon the Beggar: Hello jogador. I am a poor man. Please help me. jogador: Beard Simon the Beggar: Haha, that beard is – well, not fake, but there’s a trick behind it. I noticed people tend to be more generous towards a poor gramps. Want to know my trick? jogador: Yes Simon the Beggar: I can mix a secret potion which increases facial hair growth enormeously. I call it ‘Instabeard’. However, I fear it works only for men. … Simon the Beggar: Even if it worked on girls, I’d rather not be responsible for you ruining your pretty face. I have an idea though. If you help me brew one of these potions, I sell something nice to you. … Simon the Beggar: I still have a pretty gipsy dress and a pearl necklace somewhere, which you could wear instead of this ragged skirt. For the small fee of 20000 gold pieces, it’d be yours. … Simon the Beggar: You only have to bring me 100 pieces of ape fur, so I can brew the potion. Do we have a deal? jogador: Yes Simon the Beggar: Great! Come back to me once you have the 100 pieces of ape fur and I’ll do my part of the deal. jogador: Bye Simon the Beggar: Have a nice day.

  4. Simon the Beggar : Hello jogador. I am a poor man. Please help me. jogador: Beard Simon the Beggar: Hmm, I’m not done yet with your potion. But here, let me sprinkle a few drops of my own potion on your face… there you go. Now you just have to wait.

  5. Simon the Beggar : Hello jogador. I am a poor man. Please help me. jogador: Beard Simon the Beggar: Hmm, I’m not done yet with your potion. But here, let me sprinkle a few drops of my own potion on your face… there you go. Now you just have to wait.

  6. Simon the Beggar : Hello jogador. I am a poor man. Please help me. jogador: Beard Simon the Beggar: Hmm, I’m not done yet with your potion. But here, let me sprinkle a few drops of my own potion on your face… there you go. Now you just have to wait.

  7. jogador: Hi Simon the Beggar: Hello jogador. I am a poor man. Please help me. jogador: Beard Simon the Beggar: Haha, that beard is – well, not fake, but there’s a trick behind it. I noticed people tend to be more generous towards a poor gramps. Want to know my trick? jogador: Yes Simon the Beggar: I can mix a secret potion which increases facial hair growth enormeously. I call it ‘Instabeard’. However, I fear it works only for men. … Simon the Beggar: Even if it worked on girls, I’d rather not be responsible for you ruining your pretty face. I have an idea though. If you help me brew one of these potions, I sell something nice to you. … Simon the Beggar: I still have a pretty gipsy dress and a pearl necklace somewhere, which you could wear instead of this ragged skirt. For the small fee of 20000 gold pieces, it’d be yours. … Simon the Beggar: You only have to bring me 100 pieces of ape fur, so I can brew the potion. Do we have a deal? jogador: Yes Simon the Beggar: Great! Come back to me once you have the 100 pieces of ape fur and I’ll do my part of the deal. jogador: Bye Simon the Beggar: Have a nice day.

  8. Ofusu says:

    I’m out of league here. Too much brain power on diylsap!

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